Mammals are people and so is a cat
My dog slobbers and so does my dad
Possums are mammals and marsupials
They carry their babies wherever they go
 
Kangaroo Koala too
Marsupial hullaba-loo-lou-lou-lou-lou
 
Mammals have hair it’s all over
Even when you’re bald it’s on your shoulder
On your legs on your arms
Try and watch it grow set your alarm
 
Too late it’s there
In the sink and down the drain
It’s been replaced that’s how it goes
There’s a hair hanging from your no-no-no-no-nose
 
Bats are mammals yes they are
They fly all around using sonar
Eating up insects mosquitoes too
Bats won’t bite us like mosquitoes do
 
They hang in caves
Fly at night to catch their prey
They fly haywire
They will not turn into vampie-pie-pie-pires